Can’t tell if I’m “aging” or “drinking too much”

Emily Axford (via collegehumor)

godzillaencounter:

Did you see this story today? What on Earth could make this sound, and where’s it headed now?

godzillaencounter:

Did you see this story today? What on Earth could make this sound, and where’s it headed now?

AMERICA!!!! We even have the best Criminals.

AMERICA!!!! We even have the best Criminals.

Prime Dreadwing is trying to help me by cutting my fingernails, but I don
‘t quite trust that sword
 (Taken with Instagram)

Prime Dreadwing is trying to help me by cutting my fingernails, but I don
‘t quite trust that sword
(Taken with Instagram)

Cyclonus holding me up at work. Just for your knowledge he didn’t really get away with that much.

Cyclonus holding me up at work. Just for your knowledge he didn’t really get away with that much.

Warpath did a great job getting the phone for me so I could get some work done tonight.  (Taken with Instagram)

Warpath did a great job getting the phone for me so I could get some work done tonight. (Taken with Instagram)

Powerglide getting a Fitness Membership at my job. I was amazed on how well he wrote w/ that pen. (Taken with Instagram)

Powerglide getting a Fitness Membership at my job. I was amazed on how well he wrote w/ that pen. (Taken with Instagram)

Energon Megatron followed me to work today for.some strange reason. (Taken with Instagram)

Energon Megatron followed me to work today for.some strange reason. (Taken with Instagram)